there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
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i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
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the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
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what’s cooler than being cool?
hypothermia
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
YES
dear lord yes thank you oh its just so perfect
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