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timoodles:
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
(Source: timoodlesarchive)
homicidalwhispers:
mattyjaybee: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
mattyjaybee:
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
(Source: mattbellamysfolds)
mynameisgrey:
incipient: lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef somewhat fulfilled expectations. alexander the good enough
incipient:
lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef somewhat fulfilled expectations.
lovett91:
failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef
failstun:
tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain
tomhiddledong:
innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression
innercheeseburger:
tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
(Source: jensenvagackles)
shittyexgirlfriend:
darrynek: rabioheab: what’s cooler than being cool? hypothermia Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
darrynek:
rabioheab: what’s cooler than being cool? hypothermia
rabioheab:
what’s cooler than being cool?
hypothermia
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
growlithed:
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
sellyourselfshort:
iwasthepinkpantheronce: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chillwhore: sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them i watched this on the bus. bad idea YES
iwasthepinkpantheronce:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chillwhore: sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them i watched this on the bus. bad idea
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
chillwhore: sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
chillwhore:
sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
sylvanburningcenter:
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
YES
dear lord yes thank you oh its just so perfect
(Source: onegleeheart)
lucroyale:
mattfrombusted: why is it called lukewarm like why isn’t medium warm who is luke I am luke………………………..
mattfrombusted:
why is it called lukewarm like why isn’t medium warm who is luke
why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is luke
I am luke………………………..